This is Sally Ann. My Mommy has a pet purse named Myrtle. She has been Mommies pet purse for 7 months. She has a husband who is a dachshund from Pierre Deux. She and Pierre want to have babies. I told her that I would introduce y'all to her. She ask if anyone could help her to become a Mommy. I told her that perhaps Katie and her new baby brother, whose name I don't know yet, might be able to help her. Myrtle is a Chi, and Pierre is a Dachshund. Myrtle gets to go everywhere with Mommy. Well, I have to go. Andy is trying to get my buried bone. I like to bury my bones under cushions. I don't like going outside to bury stuff, I like Mommies pillows.
Oh no, a certain Eskimo dog is trying to find my buried bones.