I am typing this fast. Mommy and Nana might be going to a city full of lights where they speak some funny language. Sally Ann said she will go to play school, but I will be going to Mans Best Friend; or, Dog Military School. I don't want to go. I don't want the dobermans growling at me, or the Mastiff's chewing on my tail. Oh what shall I do? If there are any ideas of ways to get out of DMS, please let me know. Mommy says it will teach me how to be a "man," but I don't want to be a man. I want to be Mommy's big boy.
Oh no, here comes Mommy. My computer privileges don't include posting my by self yet. My barkday is April 25th, so I'll be one; and, I can post my by self.
Andy
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Thursday Thinking
19 hours ago
Andy this sounds very odd indeed. We hope that things will change for you!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
OH no! doggie military school! We hope it won't be too terrible! We will be thinking of you!
ReplyDeleteListen AndyBoy. All pooches have to attend such places so we can become what the hoomans call "disciplined". They get a fancy paper that says you passed and then when you get home you can go right back to being yourself! I've been to two of these things and I'm just as reckless and naughty as ever...I still ignore the folks when they call my name (unless, of course, food is involved). Don't fret dear boy. Just pray that your hoomans don't bring some fancy Frenchman back with them. THAT could cramp your style!
ReplyDeleteWelshieHugs,
Hootie
Tell you mom that you DON'T want to go. I'm sure she will change her mind.
ReplyDeleteOh Andy
ReplyDeleteI suwehope you don't get sent to militawy school..I love you just the way you awe . A pawfect sweet boy.
Youw Mommy is vewy vewy lucky..that place is my Mommi's favowite place in the wowld.
Maybe you should just go wif hew. My angel sissie Nowa got to go many yeaws ago and she loved it too
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Andy. We're not gonna be much help, 'cause we've not had to deal with such matters. Seems Moma is a pushover and we get homeschooled (or something like that.) We're sure your moma has good intentions ... we've gotta trust her. But at the LEAST make sure she takes a Flat You (and Sally Ann) with her on her trip. Cause we're gonna want to see pictures. And so will you!
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Jake and Fergi
While mommy and grandma are visitng the City of Lights you could join the White Dog Army...not military school but mommy might be comforted by the organized disciplined sound of our name (yeah, right!) And you would love our boot camp...walks in the Park, a fenced yard, duck jerky, homecooked meals...
ReplyDeletewoofs, me hopes u did good at military school and u is home now...
ReplyDeleteb safe,
rocky
Awww Dilly hope not get tail chewd!
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